The Fringe of Reality and Fantasy...

At what point do we give in to the illusions...  Under the black light...  The details will fade quickly, what is one left with?

Google Play? No Way!

Not much time, so I'll fire off six bullets:

• Google sent me an email regarding a new 'service' they offer, Google Play.
• The images were blocked by... (wait for it) ...Gmail!  Way to filter your own content.  If you don't trust yourself, why should I?
• Wow!  What a startling concept!  Way to breach boldly into the gap, luckily for Google there's no such thing as iTunes, Amazon, eBay, etc, etc, etc... (I know etc three times is redundant, but so is the concept of Google Play)
• "Play all Day" you say?  Who'll put food on my table when I get fired for not working?  Also, does "All Day" only imply daylight hours, or are you suggesting I forgo sleep like I did during my Everquest Days?
• Special Note: If they'd hired me when I applied, I obviously would have an entirely polar opinion on all of this, hell, there's a chance I'd be on that project!
• Of course, my above food/work rant doesn't apply to music, as I already play that 'all day'.  

No bonus bullets, how many chambers you think I have?

My Original Plan....

Was to post no less than ten (yes, 10) times this 'eve.  However, when I got home, other habits preempted the charging of my phone.  And, due to the fact that it's already turning yellow as I write this (correcting consummate typos, as well) it clearly will not last, possibly not even to Portland.
Seriously though, where is the charge GOING?  Is it attempting to interface with me?  I swear it was green and 'decent' earlier.  Now I won't know when the last train home is, and might need to catch a cab.  Well, at least I'll get to practice my skillz, and also enhance my skills (although not elevating them to the level where they are deserving of the ULTIMATE letter of the alphabet)
Seriously though, even if you prefer 'x', 'v', or even the humble 'g', I'm pretty sure 'z' is the ultimate letter, literally by definition...
Additional note, my mention of being a street fighter in the previous post, out of context, kinda makes me sound badass.
(underground, so posts fail, but edits do not...)
Edit #2: I bet I could come up with the most awesome semi-legitimate excuses for why I have a black eye...
"Got in a fight, a guy insisted that Fermat's last theorem had been solved, what bull!  So you can understand why the fight started..."
"Well, a guy asked me if I had seen 'Fight Club.' I told him I had, and he took a swing at me!"
"You know how some women just look like angry lesbians?  Well, according to her, I got what I deserved..."