USB Chair

The world is lacking a USB chair. Think about it. A chair controlled from your computer. It can play music, massage your back, whisper sweet nothings, keep your butt warm, or blow air where you need it most. But I want a super chair. A smart chair. A chair that makes me rush to work and makes me even more loathe to leave.

Wouldn't that boost overall productivity?

It could even read your emails to you, have a headphone jack built-in to the head section.

I've been working out, eating veggies, controlling caloric and fatty intake. Getting more UV rays for vitamin D. Also, research has gone great. The professors do not want to let me go. My future keeps getting more and more shiny, but... do I deserve it?