Saturday, July 15, 2006

Substitute Debbie

[7-16-06]: Debbie doesn't hesitate to smile, but she's got a mean streak. The paddle should have been your first clue. And the yardstick? It ain't for measuring, it's for long distance woopin'. She secretly thinks modern children are all clones of each other, and does whatever she can to slim the herd. She also wishes aliens would come and wipe out humanity, because she doesn't just see the future...she teaches it.

She's also sextalingual, because that's obviously the sexiest number of languages to speak.
So. I was inspired again. This is something I spent many, many minutes on. It might possibly be one of my best works.

[3:23--Yardstick, nickname, brooch coloring]

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10 Comments:

Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

omg LOL


wow... sure looks familiar :>

1:40 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger Drache said...

you're really forgetting the long yard stick so she can beat them at a distance :D

3:02 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

haha what a deliciously evil thought...

3:04 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger Instantiable said...

Anything else? And drache, can you get her to stop calling me Stan? I don't even know who that is.

3:28 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

omg. kyle. what. did. you. just. do.


i call you stan coz its from inSTANtiable. lol but okay fine. what should i call you then ? instantiable ?

3:40 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger Instantiable said...

I figured out that were just chopping off the start and finish to get to the warm stan-ish middle. But Stan is so... bleh? It's not like 'Myuni' or 'Feinmy'. Hmm, can I call you 'Stlif'? You can call me Umbral, or Instantiable, or Kheremos, DJ_Kumkwat, or ... Stan.

By the way, I cleaned Debbie's teeth, didja notice? They were yellow on accident.

3:46 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

dude. stan ! south park ? lol. fine fine. ill call ya uh... inst. :> you can call me last, lastlife, lastlifeinmyuniverse, or even... stlif ? lol. bah ok i get your point.

accident huh.. lol.

3:57 PM, July 15, 2006  
Blogger Drache said...

I'll just call you.....Tia....

8:36 AM, July 16, 2006  
Blogger lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

im callin him instantiable. thats it. i wonder what his real name is though.

11:26 AM, July 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, bear any resemblance to a certain chem teacher you know eh?

3:47 PM, July 17, 2006  

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