Tuesday, June 20, 2006



Saturday, June 17, 2006


I'd post a story, but I'm not sure one is needed. If I get say...three requests for the story, I'll share it. If not, enjoy the bunny, and he hid some eggs, but I suggest not looking for them.

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Friday, June 09, 2006


Ahh, a frog's life. Eating bugs, swimming. Must be nice, that is unless your skin flays itself from your body... [7-15-06: Link appears to require a subscription now]

Frugged is one of the frogs being attacked by this fungal plague. However, being a mutant himself, his body mutated the fungus. It's now more virulent, spreading more easily, yet doesn't affect this gloomy green guy. Not being the malicious type, he tries to stay in desolate isolation. Depressed and lonely, partially guilty of leading to the death of all his siblings and friends, he feels his only redemption would be to share this 'gift' with the perverted chicken. If it even exists...

The dazed look is due to low social interaction, you might have seen it on some of the students at a university near you...

What next, any requests?

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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Your vote still counts!

I'm taking a vote. I currently have two of my masscots lined up, and possibly will make an image for a third someone else already had a story for. So, since few people read this, those that do should VOTE because I'm almost sure a single vote will sway this 'election'. The choices follow:

1) Bunny
2) Frog [posted on 6/9/06]
3) Cloud (Not mine)
4) Some Generic French Dude (Late Entry, random doodle)

Please use a nickname or real name when responding to this post, don't anonymously say, "Jackass" or something like that. The winner will be posted probably Monday or Tuesday, depending on if I get more than three votes by then.

Thursday, June 01, 2006


So, this is an update. I got a new toy today, and this is my first creation. A new Masscot to haunt the dreams of some of my readers...

But first, the story...

Carravore wasn't born too different, if you ignore the fangs, eyes, mouth and scorpion-like tail. Oh, I guess you'd also have to look past his insatiable appetite for vegetarians. He's sensitive to the screams of carrots and does his best to eat at least one vegetarian a week. Unfortunately for him, he only weighs 4.2 ounces. On the other hand, vegetarians are like chinese food, you're hungry again in two hours. The one exception he makes in his diet is evil chickens. Especially his nemesis, the perverted chicken...

Without further ado....

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